Don’t fake an orgasm for a guy, let him know his dick game weak as hell
"Sorry I’m late. I was masturbating and didn’t care to be here."
(Source: weoweth1s, via masturbationdestination)
All I need is some rough sex and a large pizza.
(Source: daianayumi, via so-fucking-numb)
when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad
" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "
(Source: hideiwa, via higher-states)
I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”. If it were a good morning I’d still be in bed instead of talking to people.